Somewhere between the third identical black sock and the fourth beige jumper, getting dressed stopped being interesting.

Side Quest started right there. We make the small, loud things — socks with opinions, wall flags that argue with your paint — for people who already own quite enough sensible clothes.

Nothing here is trying to be tasteful. Avocados on your ankles. A fish telling you to stay salty. The sort of detail you notice when you cross your legs, and everyone else notices a second later.

Your main quest is handled. This is everything else.